
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Check it out

Thursday, July 24, 2008
"Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up!" -Mr Potato Head Toy Story
He even took a little coaching from Br and fine tuned his throw just a little by the end of the night.
Now while I'm already boring you with lots of video probably only I love, here is one more that I happened across when I was uploading stuff from the camera. It was taken about 4 months or 5 months ago when E was still getting the hang of feeding himself but decided my lunch looked better than his. The camera is jiggling so much because I couldn't stop laughing. Once again probably only funny to me.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Sometimes I just don't get him
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Everyone's having a baby
As party favors I decorated some onesie cookies and then made a diaper cake to use as my gift and a decoration. Brooke (Greer) Wittwer inspired me in her blog with some baby shoes that she made so I thought I'd attempt some to use as the diaper cake topper. They turned out okay but would have been a lot faster and neater if I would have had a sewing machine to use.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Do as I say not as I do
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Over the river and through the woods to grandpa's house we went
A little behind with the times
- Draw a picture of my kitchen with dimensions, which I already did
- Calculate the square footage, which I already did
- Give us an estimate for the counter top
- and then let us pay.
Sounds simple, yet it wasn't. He tried to draw the picture in pen which didn't go well. Before drawing each line he would move the pen back and forth over the place the line went but without actually touching the paper (kind of like a practice swing) and then finally commit-- usually incorrectly. Mind you I did hand him my drawing. After almost completing it he gave up and started over. I thought he was playing a cruel joke on me. Nope. Attempt two looked worse than one. He made some joke like "I hope your husband (who was chasing E around the store to try to keep him entertained) isn't an engineer". I said "Oh, he's not... but I am". He looked at me first as if I was joking and then looked a little horrified when he realized I wasn't. At that point I think he got performance anxiety and decided to ditch the drawings all together and just attempt to calculate the square footage without it. You can imagine how quickly that went, or should I say didn't go, and in the end he derived a number very similar to the one I told him maybe and hour and a half earlier. Fast forward through lots more simple math and pecking into a dos program on the computer with a screaming kid in the background because he had poopy pants and a diaper rash and the night finally ended at 10:15. WOW. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. The most amusing thing about all this is that Home Depot trained this poor old man to do everything by hand when they have this handy dandy program online that draws the figure to scale, calculated the square footage, records all the specifications and outputs the price all in about 10 minutes. In the end though I think it will all be worth it.